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noun 1. A piece of peculiarly oleaginous canine excrement of an adhesive disposition that is trodden on whilst unwittingly walking in the public places that is not noticed until it is transferred to the cuffs of your trousers and then enmeshes itself in the tread of your shoe such that after the offending event itself you have an awful realisation that a foul stench [accompanies] you wherever you go and is removed, with great [difficulty], by a stick aided by jets of water under great pressure which, of course, causes all of your trousers to become inundated. 2. Any similarly unpleasant event akin to getting dog shit on your shoe. 3. Any really stupid person who thinks they are a great [entrepreneur] who has dangerous economic fantasies who causes bankers and other lenders to willing suspend their disbelief leading to the loss of a shit load of other people’s money.
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