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SGBF an anagram for 'Straight Gay Best Friend'. A bond made between a [straight girl] and boy, when the femal party wishes for a Gay Best Friend but only has a [heterosexual] male friend. This 'Straight' Gay male friend can be used in situations such as shopping for clothes when a honest sassy opinion is needed. The SGBF is also there to be a sponge to obsorb any tears that fall from the girls tear ducts and will wring out the problem and consul them with chesse medaphors and light humor. A SGBF is a clueless creature and requires constant guidance as it is prone to subconsciously being a twat without knowing and hurting the ones they hold dearest. A quick kick up the arse every now and again would surfice in achieving this goal. When a SGBF is created then one must move with caution as they will form an everlasting bond with their creator, broken only by death or accidental hurlage into an [alternate universe] where men naturally reproduce through bum to willy contact.
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