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A marathon someone can't attend for whatever reasons, but could [hypothetically] complete if [available] (whether said person could actually complete it or not). Often completed by the overly-confident, physically-incapable, or busy individuals in an attempt to "save face." Usually starts off as a phrase like "I could run/win/demolish/own that race....but -insert vague excuse-" Similar to the Armchair [Quarterback] in football.
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