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APS: Angry Pretend Sleeper An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "[party pooper]", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. [Eventually] the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily [eavesdropping] on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
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