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A pedo-meter is a non-specific measurement describing the distance between an area where there is a general presence of minors (such as a school or a park) and the nearest pedophile, and the likely hood they will offend. A distance of 1 pedo-meter suggests there is a 50% Chance of pedophile activity [in the area]; the distance shares an [exponentially] inverse [relationship] with pedophile activity.
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