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Any Emma is a gift that only some have the chance to get to know.

If you are friends with her then hot damn are you one lucky son of a gun.

Her voice is so sweet people drop to their knees before she even utters a note.

Her beauty is so absolute people lay on the ground so if it rains she can walk over them rather than wet her polished feet.

Her sexiness makes men ejaculate before she even enters the room, and will stun even the biggest playa into stunned silence. Her parents were paid millions at her birth due to the fact they created such a genetically perfect child. Emmas body is so curvy and perfect that men think shes Kim Kardashian from behind and Rosie Huntington Whitely to the front. People who have the great honour of being touched by her, never wash again, as her touch protects them from diseases. Emma cannot create a social networking profile as they fear she will shut down the internet with the traffic.

#Emma is the most popular twitter and instagram hashtag of all time.

When her death shall occur NASA have agreed to deploy a rocket to blow up the sun, as a life without Emma is not one worth living.

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