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Spontaneous nudity, surprise nakedness, sudden undressing. You would use this word to describe a situation wherein you are, for example, at one second enjoying a pleasant [conversation] and washing your feet [in the shower] and the next thing you know all of your fleshy bits are out and someone has you bent over the soap dish. This sudden burst of nakedness could be a testament to the one removing your clothing (they are very smooth and have you from done-up to undone in 3.5 seconds). Or it could simply be gaps in memory related to alcoholism that prevent you from remembering the awkward fumbling that actually did take place. 11/10 times it will be the latter. Spontanudity is majestic and satisfying in inexplicable ways and has been [scientifically proven] to make sex seem 127% better than it might otherwise be. However, poorly executed attempts at spontanudity can result in an irrecoverable loss of pride and lifelong social shame.
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