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One who is constantly using their cell phone, iPhone, iPod or other [technological] device, seeming oblivious to the world around them, much like a zombie. Oftentimes they are/were restrained to children, tweens, or teenagers, (mainly the popular or rich ones) and people in the 20 year old age range. Though it has been spreading to 30 and 40 year olds recently.

Tech zombies are often sitting either in public, or they shy away from others, pecking away, texting their friends every detail of their lives and whats going on, whether it be at school, work, [driving a car], etc. "Zombies" often frequent Facebook, Twitter, or similar sites [24/7], posting pics or sharing their new status like they do annually every hour or so. This often impairs their ability to drive, hold [conversation], walk in public, learn... Just another addiction in our world, it seems.

It is unknown what will happen to these people when this [technology] is out of service temporarily, or possibly even when finally we enter another dark age and all is lost. Maybe they'll crack, maybe they'll go on psychotic rampages because they can't post the pic of the massive zit on their nose 2 hours before the prom, or maybe they'll survive, and just have piss-poor social skills.

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