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Another member of the [obnoxious] douche family that happens to be a wine snob who thinks status is judged by drink choices alone. This asshole puts themselves at a higher status than guys drinking 16-ounce PBRs out of a can. In reality, this preppy Wine Douche with the argyle socks will be the one who goes home and [masturbates] himself to sleep while the beer slugging dude gets a great blowjob from the [hottest chick] at the party. Many assholettes also fall into this category.
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