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Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:

- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done

Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.

A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.

Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a [productivity]/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as

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student -> senior

[productivity] begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a [productivity] machine, but only after [procrastination] (prerequisite).

At student=senior, productivity does not exist.

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