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A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each [individual]. Typical [relationships] may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, [personal assistant]. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.
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