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A god is a [supreme being] who will give you good stuff if you honor them. They will screw you if you dis them. A god is [not to be confused with] God. God is one dude. A god is any of a number of dudes. All gods put together, do the same work as God. The water god, the fire god, the fertility god, the pizza god. There are also godesses. The [fertility goddess] and fertility god are joined together at the crotch. If you pray to God, you go to heaven. If you pray to a god, you get what they specialize in. Pray to the pizza god, and you get a tasty pizza. Pray to the fire god, and he gives you some wood to rub together, or a lighter.
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