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May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.
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