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Noun. Don-ka-looch 1. Overgrown Jewish man. A donkalouch can typically be identified by one or a combination of the following [characteristics]: [awkward dance] movements, attracts swamp girls no better than a 6, hits golf balls backwards, easily confused with Godzilla, bald, pale complexion, always 'forgets their wallet'. A donkalouch is indigenous to [Northern New Jersey] and only comes out at night when it's time to hunt, feed and mate. The donkalouch's mating call consists of yelling 'lets go' and tossing napkins in the air.
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