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A turtle test is when [you're not] sure if you need to fart or shit, so you relax [your butthole] and push a little, and if a turtle's head peeks out, you clench your ass so you don't [shit yourself]. That is a "positive" turtle test. A "negative" is when a fart comes out.
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