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Finding yourself in a [compromising] position when your "partner" walks in on you [on the couch] watching Saturday Kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach [completion] with vigorous and precise nipple-play. It's made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.
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