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Textolepsy (n) It's like narcolepsy, except the patient doesn't fall asleep, they lapse into a text [conversation] on their phone, suddenly losing all awareness of their surroundings. Typified by slumping shoulders, twiddling of thumbs, and a smartphone several inches from the patient's face. May occur in the middle of a [conversation], during a meal, in class or, in severe cases, on stage during a [community theater] performance. Beware that patients suffering from this disorder are rarely aware that they are drifting away or how long they have been in "the texting place". Most patients believe that they were being totally nonchalant and that their frequent texting has gone completely unnoticed when in fact it's totally obvious to everybody.
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