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The accumulation of shart residue, butt sweat, butt grease, [toilet paper bunnies] (aka dingleberries), urine, semen, smegma, yeast, pus, lint, hairs butt cheese and other anal or genital excretions brought together in a crotch furnace or swamp ass. Schwit is generally collected around the butt-hole, gootch, ballsack, taint, muff and/or cooter and even [all the way up] the butt crack and under the muffin top or rolls of a beer belly in severe cases. Generally accumulated on a hot and humid day while working outside. The consistency varies according to the exact contents and ranges from toothpaste to syrup. Everyone's schwit has it's own unique fragrance, but generally a few familiar odors are recognizable. Schwit is responsible for 58.3% of all skid marks and is commonly visable on wearers of khaki pants. Schwit is not corrosive, but due to it's abbrasiveness, it does cause skin irritation. A quick fix for this irritation is a [toilet paper biscuit] or put-it.
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