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A debilitating illness of mucous and congestion and pain that confines a woman to the house with no [possibility] of work or school followed by a rapid surge of recovery when it is time to go shopping or go out for cocktails. 'Woman colds' tend to be intense, but brief, as they are [immediately] relieved upon [happy hour]. The specific cause of the 'woman cold' is unknown, but it is generally the fault of the nearest man. The illness tends to confound and baffle other men seeking a cure or treatment. Synonyms: selective illness, selective symptoms Antonyms: flu, pneumonia
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