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Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand [functionality] is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice. The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the [long way round] through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, [inspired by] the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
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