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A Kettle-Purse is the KettleBell used in Crossfit. Crossfit is a type of exercise system like p90x or zumba dance, but Crossfit has become the laughing-stock of the entire internet, in large part because they often follow a now debunked Paleo Diet. (Put "CROSSFIT FAIL" in Google to See this embarassing fitness group.) Cross-Fit uses a [variety] of poor 'fitness' techniques that range from the useless to the dangerous to silly, [effeminate], and totally [ridiculous]. One type of exercise in Crossfit involves swinging an iron weight which is shaped like a 'hanging ball' with a loop handle on it. Crossfitters call this a kettlebell from the russian, but now the whole rest of the fitness world is calling this thing a KETTLE-PURSE because it looks like crossfit guys are carrying a tiny feminine woman's Purse. Crossfit has now made it look like men are [exercising] while holding a little ladies purse. " KETTLEPURSE "
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