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Homelanding- Verb- To homeland. Derives from the Television Series Homeland: The act of ejaculating adjacent to one's spouse or significant other on a carpeted floor. The recipient must be nude and preferably crying while kneeling on the ground. Absolutely NO EYE-CONTACT during said act. After ejaculation, the participant must immediately fall asleep, leaving the partner in agonizing tears. However, if the partner fails to cry, the act is not warranted.
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