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A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure... 1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole 2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible 3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with [the shape] of a large [genitalia]) 4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus 5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on [the shitty] jam" 6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim GREAT SUCCESS!
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