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The [electronic] tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability. The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either [don't know] how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer. The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software [developers] like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS. The tampon does have one good use, as a [woman's] sanitary napkin.
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