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When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her [upper lip] and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while [squinting] the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's [facial hair].
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