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Jabbing or jabbin' is when a guy rolls over in the morning and attempts to wake up the sexy [piece of ass] beside him by repeatedly poking her with his boner. It's a fun way to coax a girl, or boy, into another round of last night's torrid interaction -- or finish business Monsieur [Whiskey Dick] may have put a stop to. (A popular strategy and perhaps your last chance to part ways with a fair to moderate sexual reputaion). Jabbin: Best used with a connotation to one-night-stands, often used by men in a stale marriage, always used in reference to [morning wood] and currently leading Folgers in the polls for 'best part of waking up'.
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