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(1) A really bad turn of events. In addition to the [established] 'Fuck me' which denotes a bad turn of events, 'Fuck me Jesus' emphasizes a greater deal of anguish and bad luck, some would say on a biblical level. The [beginnings] of a holy shitfest. (2) A girl [making love] to someone named Jesús (Spanish) and can't get over the fact that his name in English is Jesus.
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