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A Fipster is a Fake Hipster. Somebody so retarded they can't even qualify as a hipster. Thinks it's cool to be a hipster but likes stuff
Someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and Lady Gaga, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster. [Condescending], rides high nelly bicycles, reads wikipedia articles on obscure bands as a cover for their love of pop music. Only knows the hits of a band and not their catalogue of songs. Has a book shelf of books they think hipsters would [appreciate] but everyone just thinks is retarded, like [goosebumps] books. Pretends to be blind and wear stupid 3d glasses. Using the LL Bean catalog to pleasure themselves. A [self absorbed] ass hole or "ass whole" being fully absorbed in ass wholeness. A loser with such poor upbringing in grooming and/or behavior that is desperate to fit in but has slid backwards on the evolutionary scale to a pre-human level but tries to act like they are superior to everyone else. Doesn't realize Hipsters deny being hipster and actually calls themselves a hipster, thinking it's a sign of being cool.

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