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Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on [the person] and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from [intercourse]. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very [effective] at turning wood to putty. Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
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