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MLS shortened term of Mediocre Soccer League, is a [professional] soccer league in America. It consists of 19 teams, and plans to add a 20th in the coming years. In it's 16 years of existence [competition], and attendance has improved, but not as much as MLS fans fool themselves to believe. The play is sloppy, disorganized, and the refereeing is terrible. The best players are mediocre, or European players who are past their prime. A large percentage of the leagues stadiums are still half filled if lucky, the fans chants suck, and supporters groups are wack. The Table makes no sense, allowing more than half the league (10 Teams) to make the playoffs, and then letting teams in one Conference play in the others Playoffs. There is no promotion and relegation system, and on top of all that there is a tight salary cap to make sure no teams out do themselves and sign a foreign player in their prime, as well as to make sure small town teams get a chance to win too! The commissioner is an idiot, and neglects cities that would actually support a team. It gets no respect from other leagues (EPL, La Liga, Serie A, Budesliga, Mexican League, Serie A Brasil) except if it's public relations The only two somewhat [respectable] teams are LA Galaxy, and [Seattle Sounders FC]. Hopefully they get on track and Improve.

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