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A swollen and [irritated] anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used [metaphorically] to imply being [beaten down] my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."
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