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[In the States], the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a [first aid kit], but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is [dragging anchor] on hard bottom and tearing up the reef. Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
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