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A pun that combines the words tanorexic and smoker and shares mane of the same attributes: skin as supple as a 300 y.o. saddle baked [in the sun], body mass index of a carton of unfiltered Camel [cigarettes], husky voice of [Patty and Selma] from the Simpson's if they had laryngitis, but with the added twist of an oxycodone addiction which would make her an ideal firefighter were it not for her aversion to work.
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