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A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a [piece of shit] still dangling from [your asshole] all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of [toilet paper] to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.
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