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[Uncontrollable] staring at a hot [piece of ass]. Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile. Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming. Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, [masturbation] and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her. Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
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