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A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of 1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis 2:People who constantly post pictures to [social networks] either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating [invisible] spaghetti" 3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking [smart water]
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