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Gobbler refers to a person partaking in the art of gobbling, of which many variations are present. The most notable [presentation] of the previously mentioned craft was performed by the mysterious man appearing in a web video on "merryholidays.org", whom therefore is simply referred to as "the gobbler".

Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.

By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this [complicated] craft.

To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a [blow up doll] "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who [let the dogs out]"

The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:

"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"

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