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One who buys and promotes the use of [Apple products] on the grounds that they are "the best computers in the world" but is largely ignorant about [computer tech] and other industry facts. A full-fledged macturbater owns and operates the latest and greatest Apple products. They may brag about their "16GB of RAM and Retina Display" when they typically only use those features to watch porn and/or [Instagram pictures] of their cats with the hashtag #iphoneonly.
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