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A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in [Salt Lake City], Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, [the Bachelorette]. He's cynical, sarcastic, and [funny as hell]. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.
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