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|Cot - tam| adj. - Derived from the Latin 'Cottaminous' which loosely translates to; 'utter [fucking slut] bag'.

The term was used up until the late 1300's which would be chanted by a watching crowd as the newly suspected whore was whipped, stoned, spanked, penetrated, spooned, choked, donkey-punched or scissored.

These acts were performed by 3 'punisher's', one of which would finally carry out the old tradition of burning the condemned slag. Which of the punisher's to do this was decided by the act of [soggy biscuit]. Except instead of a hob-nob they performed upon the head of the prosecuted Cottaminous.

This was a popular, public exhibition before one whore that was to be condemned - Laurus Cottamus (1642-1691) - rewrote history by being the first bitch to really love this shit. Cottamus took [everything] the prosecutors could throw at her until they were worn out. But Cottamus just wanted more and more. A sudden addiction lead to a violent rampage, resulting in many deaths and mangled private areas of both men and women.

To this day, Cottamus' descendants still walk among us with similar whore-ish [characteristics]. They are not easy to spot and will deny any such accusations regarding their slutty nature.

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