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The phrase "Monocle Swap" refers to a sexual act being performed by two [distinguished] and exceedingly classy/cultured individuals, of any gender [combination]. (male/female, female/female, and male/male monocle swaps are all possible.) The act can be described as follows: Mid-coitus (in any variation/position) the two involved parties simply exchange eyewear (in this case, a monocle or two) in a gesture of extreme intimacy and respect for each other. This can be considered as the sexual equivalent of a hat-tip on excellent sexual [performance] and prowess. It has even been documented that the act of monocle-swapping itself has lead to intense orgasms and the formulation of "Great American Novels" and speeches of note.
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