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Patriotica n. a portmanteu of Patriot and Erotica. The raging red white and blue boner you get after hearing the [national anthem] before a baseball game, watching F-22 Talons fly over, seeing Arlington National Cemetary, shooting fireworks on [Independence Day], or seeing a soldier return to his family. This boner is bigger than any one you could get even after railing a line of Viagra while watching Kate Upton dance in a bikini. (sorry ladies but you just don't compare to good old 'MURICA) Every red blooded American who has experienced this physiological phenomenon knows that America really is the big [swinging dick] of the world. GOD BLESS AMERICA! Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street. Synonyms include: Team America, Winning
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