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The act of "measuring up" with another man. It happens when two men (usually drunk or high) will start to argue about penis length. It happens when one man pulls it out and lays it on a table. This is [the challenge] stage. When [the other man] lays his out and both penises are measured, it is said [that the] winner has longcocked the loser. He will then collect his spoils, if there were bets placed.
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