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A wank window is limited time frame in which an [opportunistic] married man is alone in his home and can therefore peruse 'performing art' videos on the home computer whilst digitally stimulating his phallus. [Mission control] usually grants wank windows when the wife has gone to Tesco with the kids to do the shopping / gone to see relatives / went out with her mates. Wank windows are known to be tenuous and [unpredictable] because the wife may return early and the act of self flagellation may have to be aborted.
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