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A 50-something asshat trolling parking lots in his midlifecrisismobile [looking for] young chicks AND his youth. He's usually seen in a [wife beater] or topless, with the t-tops off. His fart cannon exhaust and delightful revving of the engine throughout the [neighborhood] bring shudders of "joy" to all. Closely related to guys who drive over-sized diesels and suffer from "nice-truck-sorry-about-your-dick" syndrome. Your chariot awaits!
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