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the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky [opportunistic] illness take hold and ruin your life.
[Unfortunately] there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far [concentrated] on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a [questionable] whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet [one] at home with the daddy"

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