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The act of recklessly [masturbating] onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of [masturbation] with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep [immediately] following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank.
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