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Any mustache worn by a douchey guy that is unaccompanied by a goatee, side-burns, beard, or other facial adornment. Typically the cop mustache is found on overly [aggressive] men with short hair and small penises. This [facial hair] is most easily witnessed just after speeding in a car or urinating in public. Synonyms include: mini soup strainer, night stache, and [molester mustache]. Alternate spelling: cop moustache.
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