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(n.) (pl.) A term that often refers to the most advanced stage of pubic lice.  However, Sabretooth [Crotch Crickets] (SCCs) are a seperate (but related) secies.

SCCs are found in the pubic region of exceptionally promiscuous females and males (human).  While shaving and intense washing can sometimes lower the population of an SCC nest, SCCs have never been known to disappear completely within the host's lifetime.  Hosts often fail to realize the severity of their condition before the number of SCC's around/on their genitalia number in the high teens or more.

SCCs, occasionally described as miniature Hercules Beetles, have proportianlly large pincers; however these can vary in [configuration] from cricket to cricket.

When provoked (rough sex will do it), SCCs often emit a low-volume hissing or buzzing sound to warn of a painful attack (the onset of this sound is in fact when many affected [people first] realize that something is horribly wrong down south--otherwise, SCCs do not usually draw attention to themselves and can be quite reclusive).  This sound is regularly [exaggerated] by people unfamiliar with SCCs, because it's damn funny if someone else has them but you don't.

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