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Someone who is very skilled at wanking covertly in the same room as another person - [the master] of risky wanking. The Wank Ninja can successfully wank in a number of locations without being detected: [in the back] of the car with their family, [under the table] during a meeting, on the sofa next to a friend, etc. The art of the silent finish is vital, as is suppressing any hint of the Orgasm Face.
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